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In today’s news, our definitely not-a-catgirl Impress has grown a fluffy tail.

Reports are coming in that the Impresses chambers have been filled with yarn, catnip, and catfood, and a gigantic cat tree has been installed on the palace grounds. All pools and other water features have been removed.

In unrelated news the ownership of dogs is now illegal in the Impyre.

Additionally, authorities are on the look out for an unknown assailant. The Impress was found this morning making loud very non-sexual cat noises and tied up in a long length of yarn. The Impress claims an assailant entered the palace and tied her up with the yarn.

The Impress was unable to provide a description of the assailant and there were no reports of suspicious individuals entering or leaving. If you have any information please contact the appropriate authorities.