Furry Foray

The ink had barely dried on the ONN article covering the Impresses staus as a catgirl when she was found to be a full blown furry. The day after our story our Impress engaged in dog on a leash roleplay and barked like the good girl she is. Rumors about canine accusations have swirled around the Impyre for some time, but this was the first direct evidence.

From there the floodgates seemed to open, with one Demonite releasing an expose that makes a strong case for our Impresses status as a Pony. Far from a denial, her only response to the accusation was to sing her own redition of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic opening theme and solicit fan art. (Also our anchor Matt really seems to get around)

Our Impress has also on occasion, declares herself “the piggy”. She has also been known to take the form of a snail. Yesterday she added three more fursonas to her repertoire, declaring herself a lizard person, a throat goat, and a cow-girl. The latter brings the acceptance of the “cow killer” as a Throne suggestion into a different light.

One has to wonder why our Impress seems to be systematically covering the Chinese zodiac. Perhaps she’ll be a rrat or 600lb cock next. Wait a minute…