Blue Goo Scenario

Strange phenomenon involving blue M&M’s have been happening all over the Impyre. It started weeks ago when Demonites shopping for Halloween candy reported being unable to find anything without blue M&M’s in it. One shopper reported that upon opening a Snickers bar, it turned out to be a wrapper full of blue M&M’s.

These incidents have only gotten more frequent and stranger as the week has progressed.

One occurred at a local gas station when a motorist found themselves pumping blue M&M’s into their tank instead of gasoline.

Yesterday it was discovered that cum barrels are starting to fail inspection, their contents mysteriously replaced with blue M&M’s. We can only wonder when that became blue M&M’s.

Stories like this are popping up everywhere in the Impyre, and they’re accelerating. I took a cold blue M&M shower this morning. TTS Matt’s wife became a blue M&M today.

The side shot camera I was looking at a second ago just spontaneously became a pile of blue M&M’s.

I think I am becoming—