4’11” Demon Girl Clears Entire Supermarket of Peanut Butter and White Bread

Reports came in from the local supermarket this morning claiming their entire stock of peanut butter and white bread has been depleted. This was obviously distressing news for the primarily white suburban neighborhood the store occupies, and we at the ONN were determined to get to the bottom of this by sending in our hard-working and courageous journalists. 

Upon checking Twitter, our journalists found that customers had tweeted about seeing a small demon girl zipping through the protein-food and bread aisles while rhymically chanting “Peanut butter sandwiches! Peanut butter sandwiches!” This twitter user described their encounter as such:

From Anime Andrew’s description, another twitter user with a furry profile pic and their soundcloud link in their bio was able to identify the culprit as “Lucy Pyre.” Ms. Pyre is apparently a self described “cringe content creator” who just so happens to have an almost carnal desire for peanut butter sandwiches. Our journalists found this tweet from her shortly after the incident at the supermarket:

There have been no further updates at this time since Ms. Pyre has left our journalists’ email for a follow-up on read for the past 12 hours. However it is clear that the future is bleak for this grocery store’s peanut butter and white bread supply now that Lucy Pyre has discovered it. We at the ONN urge you to stay safe during these dire times and perhaps opt for a grilled cheese on wheat bread instead.