Impyre News Roundup

For the week 12/25/23 - 12/30/23

The Impyress Has No Clothes - Our Impyress Lucy Pyre jumped in fshionably late to the latest trend sweeping the globe of simply getting naked in front of cameras. A popular pastime in any year or month, this particular exhibitionist expression is punctuated by using different cameras than the ones typically used for getting naked in public at an increasingly popular location called The Censor Bar. Whether our Impyress was plans to continue the fad or was saying ‘how do you do’ to her fellow kids remains to be seen.

Sponsor Ship Doesn’t Leave Port - The provisionally announced Azur Lane sponsorship seems to have been torpedoed in port. ONN hopes she can be refloated and salvaged.

Finally, Mellow took a trip to the vet. No jokes for this one, stay healthy Mellow!

Happy New Years Demonites!