Chat Says Goodbye to Ganyu’s Ass

Ganyu’s Ass (May 30th, 2023 Colorized)

Today marked the end of a chapter for the Cringe Impyre as the last sponsored Genshin Impact stream was broadcast. Lucy Pyre and her chatters paid their respects with several choice angles on Ganyu’s posterior. Sasuke also made a cameo appearance for the festivities.

Unsubstantiated claims made about the USS Alabama, designation BB-60, and how she compares to Lucy Pyre were an unexpected source of drama. ONN has sent investigators to the USS Alabama and will be following up on the veracity of these claims.

What does the future holds for the Genshin slot is anyone’s guess, but whatever replaces it is guaranteed to be entertaining. So long Ganyu’s ass, the Cringe Impyre will miss you fondlely[sic].