Inflation Summit Expands Scope

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An International Inflation Summit was held to discuss global inflation issues. Following a formal greeting ceremony conducted entirely of cat noises, the primary topics regarding the ballooning price of Cringe Coins and swollen blueberry import costs were covered at length. Solutions were short on hand but the idea was floated to increase the cost of redeems to let pressure off the engorged coin supply.

As primary topics were exhausted other financial issues were floated. NTR stocks stretched to new record highs as foreign diplomat Bao made a strong case for its more open adoption in the Impyre, though analysts fear the current value may be a little overblown and there could be an NTR bubble ready to pop. The doubloon to toe beans exchange rate was also a large discussion item.

Lucy and Bao also made a big thing out of which food mascots they’d take to a buffet.

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